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But when it crosses the limit and tends to wound the feelings of other people, it takes an ugly turn.
For instance, this quote can be taken lightly and laughed off” you were looking good from afar…now you are far from looking good”.
It's rather that they have a wonderful lack of respect for everything and everybody." Brendan Behan was spot on when he said this, don't you think?